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summary Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life & Times, series Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life & Times, book Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life & Times, pdf Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life & Times, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life & Times 1e574b0c54 Once Upon A Time, In The Olden Days, Heavy Set Middle Aged Men Would Congregate In Their Elitist Clubs, Sit In Over Stuffed Leather Chairs, Smoke Air Choking Cigars, And Pitch Story Ideas And Plots To Each Other Problem Was, These Stories, Many Of Which Found Their Way Into The General Social Consciousness, Reflected The Way In Which These Men Lived And Saw Their World That Is, The Stories Were Sexist, Discriminatory, Unfair, Culturally Biased, And In General, Demeaning To Witches, Animals, Goblins, And Fairies EverywhereFinally, After Centuries Of These Abusive Tales, Which Have Been Handed Down Unknowingly From One Male Biased Generation To The Next, James Finn Garner Has Taken It Upon Himself That S Right, Yet Another Man To Enlighten And Liberate These Classic Bedtime Stories And Retell Them In A Way That Is Much In Keeping With The Society In Which We Live Today Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, Then Is The Fruit Of Garner S Labors We D Like To Think That Future Generations Of Fairy Tale Fans Will See This As A Worthy Attempt To Develop Meaningful Literature That Is Totally Free From Bias And Purged From The Influences Of A Flawed Cultural Past

10 thoughts on “Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life & Times

  1. says:

    When your memes show up in real life I saw this on ifunny about 1 2 years ago and thought it was hilarious Wellturns out, it was a real book I picked up this copy in a little hole in a wall used bookstore Lucky find This little novella transverses the most common fairytales and throws a completely new spin on them A completely and utterly politically correct spin on them Cinderella arrived She was dressed in a clinging gown woven of silk stolen from unsuspecting silk worms Her hair was festooned with pearls plundered from hard working, defenseless oysters And on her feet, dangerous though it may seem, she wore slippers made of finely cut crystal. The amount of sass condensed in this book is overwhelming Red Riding Hood screamed, not out of alarm at the wolf s apparent tendency toward cross dressing, but because of his willful invasion of her personal space. Hilarious in the extreme My mother, sister and I took turns reading these stories out loud on a car ride We had several moments where we literally could not speak because we were laughing so hard This was certainly a fresh take on some old stories One day an invitation arrived at their house The prince was celebrating his exploitation of the dispossessed and marginalized peasantry by throwing a fancy dress ball YouTube Blog Instagram Twitter Snapchat miranda.reads Happy Reading

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    This was so much fun to read I saw this post in tumblr and after reading that, you bet your sweet ass I have to find the book and read it immediately.James Finn Garner did an amazing job in retelling the stories in a politically correct way best suited for modern times.My favorites are the following The Little Red Riding Hood And just what do you think you re doing asked Red Riding Hood.The woodchopper person blinked and tried to answer, but no words came to him Bursting in here like a Neanderthal, trusting your weapon to do your thinking for you she exclaimed Sexist Speciesist How dare you assume that womyn and wolves can t solve their own problems without a man s help The three little pigs By now the wolf was getting angry at the pigs refusal to see the situation from the carnivore s point of view So he huffed and puffed, and huffed and puffed, then grabbed his chest and fell over dead of a massive heart attack brought on by eating too many fatty foods Rumplestiltskin That is how you turn straw into gold Then his expression became menacing Now that I have done my work, you must fulfill your part of the bargain You must give me your first born child Esmeralda shot back at him, I don t have to negotiate with anyone who would interfere with my reproductive rights I can t wait to see the other book because, hey, it s fun to read something right without insulting another party.

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    George Bernard Shaw once said that if something is funny, search it for truth This book is full of truth, and it boldly and plainly illustrates the absurdity of political correctness I love sarcasm and satire, and this book has plenty of it, so I found it delightful It provides a marvelous picture of the current social and political landscape, and reveals the whole political correctness dogma for the foolish fraud that it is Eleanor Roosevelt once said that no one can make you feel inferior without your consent We are the ones that decide to be offended, no matter what anyone else does Anyone who doesn t find a least a little humor in this book needs to sit down and have a long talk with a mental health professional Easy read I finished it in just a few hours, even with interruptions Highly recommended.

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    Well, I find this book somewhat funny yet strange Prior to this, my only idea of politically correct statements is not to say poor but say financially challenged or short dwarfish but vertically challenged The reason is that most of us Filipinos speak pure English only when we talk to foreigners and because they are visitors here, they are probably too polite not to require us to be very careful with our language as long as we don t curse or use vulgar terms to the extent of using politically correct statements In our own language, the equivalent of these statements should be the S.I.R smooth interpersonal relationship statements like when we say okay lang she s okay when we are referring to the looks of an ugly person Communicating per se with a non Filipino in the office is already somewhat of a struggle we call it nosebleed so requiring everybody to be politically correct will be quite difficult to do This is the reason why I could not give this than a 3 star rating I find this book somewhat not too relevant Yes, the way Garner tried to incorporate his politically correct statements and scenarios is commendable and for sure, it required a lot of his efforts and imagination Also, tampering these well loved classic fairy tales is a bit strange for me I mean, while reading, I got reminded of the story of say Jack and the Beanstalk that I thought I only heard when I was still very young and while reading I was in a reminiscing mood trying to remember the kind face of my now dead teacher who I loved very much So, the politically correct angle that Garner tried to incorporate in his version actually bot me distracted and made me want to find which of my Aesop, Grimms, Andersen books has that story of Jack and the Beanstalk so I can re read it and remember how much I adored my dead teacher.But still I appreciate my friend for lending me this book that he rated with 5 stars and I do not want to break his heart so I am giving this 3 stars

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    Fairy tales are strange, but these are the stranger Examples are the 7 Towering Giants and the Prince thinking they could use the comatose Snow White as a cure for impotence and at midnight Cinderella s clothes disappear into rags which has a weird effect on other women and the men wind up dead Every negative stereotype of PC is exaggerated beyond meaning, such as the guilt trip of the 3 Billy Goats Gruff and Goldilocks as an unethical academic The PC targets are not always consistent In Rapunzel capitalism is bad, but in other stories commercial success is a happily ever after.I wondered if this were part of the 1990 s backlash The witch who imprisons Rapunzel is female but Cinderella has a godperson the foolish Chicken Little, Henny Penny and Loosey Goosey are females and Foxy Loxy, the lawyer is male and Goldilocks appears as a villain Womyn obsessed with beauty is a theme, and in their liberation from it they wind up marketing some aspect of it.I d like to see a real PC fairy tale book, or one with role reversals or one free of the macabre themes that characterize the genre.

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    James Finn Garner has taken 12 time tested tales and retold them with the newfound sensitivity of our times Here s a snippet from Little Red Riding Hood The wolf said, You know, my dear, it isn t safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone Red Riding Hood said, I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview Now, if you ll excuse me, I must be on my way Leap into a fairy tale world where trolls are dirt accomplished and odor enhanced, witches are kindness impaired, and Cinderella wears a gown woven of silk stolen from unsuspecting silkworms We can only regret that Garner had to exclude The Duckling That Was Judged on Its Personal Merits and Not on Its Physical Appearance for space reasons.

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    As a card carrying feminist carryover from the 60s, I ve long been a proponent of concepts like gender equality and nonsexist language That said, it s possible to cross the roll up your pantlegs it s too late to save your shoes line at which political correctness becomes downright silly Such is the case on occasion in this, a collection of well known bedtime stories that have been revised for the modern generation Still, it s amusing and I got a kick out of all 11 stories that are in the version I read Originally published in Great Britain in 1994, it s been updated and re released, sent to me by our daughter in law who figured I d enjoy it.At just 89 pages, it can be breezed through in an hour or less so for those enlightened individuals looking for a chuckle or two, I recommend it, taking into account the author s opening caveat However much we might like to, we cannot blame the Brothers Grimm for their insensibility to women s issues, minority cultures and the environment No, the good brothers did their thing long before Betty Friedan and the National Organization for Women, so the only thing left for the author to do is clean them up.There s no point in detailing any of the stories just because the book is so short, but I ll cite a few examples to give you a better idea of what s going on In Little Red Riding Hood, for instance, the woodsman becomes a woodcutter or, as he prefers, a log fuel technician In The Emperor s New Clothes, the boy shouts to the crowd that the emperor is naked No, he isn t, the crowd fires back The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing optional lifestyle Likewise, Cinderella s sisters of step are differently visaged enough to stop a clock, and Cinderella has a fairy godperson, a.k.a individual deity proxy And there you have it at the very least, if you ve set a goal for the number of books you hope to read this year, it s a quick and relatively enjoyable way to get there.

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    79 pages worth of garbage Tries way to hard to be relevant It also comes off as he just rushed into writing it and also that he plucked out sentences from the original and placed his in His feminism is admirable but to me just comes off obtuse at times I can do without political correctness because he destroyed the classic mentality of the original Don t make something into what it s not It just loses its value in showing how far we have come when it comes to the rights of others yes we still have a ways to go I really just despised everything about this book the unnecessary use of big words made him come off pretentious and irritating af.

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    Have you heard of the emperor who made a clothing optional lifestyle popular in his kingdom And how about the three little pigs that set up a model socialist democracy with free education, universal health care, and affordable housing for everyone after defeating the big bad wolf Then there is Esmeralda who refused to negotiate with Rumpelstilskin on the grounds that she need not negotiate with anyone who would interfere with her reproductive rights Surely, you must have heard of Cinderella who, along with her step sisters, set up a clothing cooperative that produced only comfortable and practical clothes for women What do you mean, no These are the fairy tales of legend, passed down through generations Pick up a copy right now and read these stories to your child.Disclaimer I fully believe in political correctness, and I think that this book attempts to make a joke of it But the way I read it, these stories also show us how racism, sexism, and other harmful biases had been normalised over the years and that there are always alternative ways in which we could tell stories.

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    Leap into a fairy tale world where trolls are dirt accomplished and odor enhanced, witches are kindness impaired, and Cinderella wears a gown woven of silk stolen from unsuspecting silkworms We can only regret that Garner had to exclude The Duckling That Was Judged on Its Personal Merits and Not on Its Physical Appearance for space reasons.In this thin book Garner proposes to create meaningful literature that is totally free from bias and purged from the influence of its flawed cultural past The results are extremely funny Updated to account for modern political sensibilities, these revisionist folktales reflect wit and an engaging knack for irony.When a bandwagon reaches the point that it is subject to satirical spoofs, it s a good indication that said bandwagon has traveled way too far Political correctness is one such bandwagon, and this little book is a pretty good attempt at poking pins in its over inflated rhetoric In Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma exacts her feminist revenge on the woodchopper, who assumes that womyn and wolves can t solve their own problems without a man s help In The Frog Prince, the princess, now an eco feminist warrior, discovers that her dream frog is not a prince, but a real estate developer In other tales, Rapunzel becomes a self reliant coffee house singer and the Three Little Pigs armed guerrillas, while cultural imperialists such as The Big Bad Wolf and Goldilocks get what has been coming to them for centuries.From The Emperor s New Clothes with disastrous consequences for our economically disadvantaged tailor to Chicken Little s the name not being any attempt to classify said person as physically sized disadvantaged attempt to find a lawyer so she can sue whomever caused the sky to fall on her head causing her great emotional distress, the stories in this book will often bring a chuckle, and might cause one to reflect on the real world item the story is spoofing.However, I d recommend that this be read one story at time, with long days between stories, as they do become somewhat repetitive when read all at one gulp, losing some of their charm in the process.Book Details Title Politically Correct Bedtime Stories Modern Tales for our Life TimesAuthor James Finn GarnerReviewed By Purplycookie

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